Ok, so this post is completely pointless except to make you laugh and show you some of what happens when we're not doing ministry.
We missionaries have found a new game that we love (that I'm pretty sure was made up off the cuff by one of our Ugandan staff members). But it's fun none the less.
This is how the game works: Everyone in the room writes down completely random questions and then passes their paper to someone else in the room. Then that person writes down answers to the questions, without ever reading them... Some of them are completely ridiculous, but some of them are really funny.
So here are some of the questions and answers we had in our games last night:
How many yard gnomes do you have?
Because Jonah's car looks like the mystery machine.
Yes or no?
Sometimes the toilet doesn't flush.
Prince charming.... question mark?
Because the chicken wouldn't get out of the road.
Do you need help?
Only if I have a wedgy.
Who is your crush?
We elves try to stick to the 4 main food groups: candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup
Why is your face like that?
Because I have to Pee
Why do jiggers attack us?
Life is like a box of chocolates
Why is your hair so perfect?
Because I found you, Ms. MooGoo
Why do Ugandans want to marry me?
I had a pet fish.
Our country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. Why?
I hate cucumber
Why don't you like me?
This one time, I got electrocuted.
Why are you looking at me like that?
because I'm scared of the dark.
Hi, Welcome to McDonald's. How can I help you?
purple dragons at night.
What's wrong with this picture?
That's just the way my face looks.
Why am I your favorite?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Who should be the next president?
T.I.A. (This Is Africa)
I hope this was as funny for you as it was for us... Just a little glimpse at what happens here when we're bored.
P.S. can you guess which ones are mine?
until all have heard,
lauren michelle gross
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